20 Questions with Mourning Goats
INTERVIEW FIFTY EIGHT
Jessica Anya Blau
I was lucky enough to meet Jessica a few weeks ago and sneakily stole her phone, sent myself an email requesting an interview, and then wrote back to her with the questions... she may have handed me the phone to do it, but I say what I want, it's my interview. She's fantastic, her books are fantastic, and YOU are fantastic for reading them. Enjoy the one, the only, Jessica Anya Blau!
1. What comes to mind when you hear, "Mourning
Goats?"
Rutting bucks. I realize goats aren't bucks but a mourning
goat just reminds me of a rutting buck. And a rutting buck reminds me of a guy
with a bottle of imported beer in his left hand. So I guess you could say
that I think of guys drinking beer when I think of mourning goats.
2. When Nick Hornby speaks, people listen, what happened
after his glowing review in The Believer?
My publicist sent the review to me when I was out running
errands. I was on a hectic schedule and couldn't stop and read it so I forwarded
it to a friend (while at a stoplight) and had her read it to me over the phone.
And then I just laughed. It made me immensely happy. As for what happened to
the book . . . I guess we'll see, right? The book just came out.
3. What's it been like publishing through Harper Perennial?
Oh, I love all the people I work with there. They're funny
and fun and authentic. No one seems to be playing any part--they're all exactly
who they are. And my editor is brilliant. I feel very lucky. Also I have a great
publicist who takes good care of every book he has even when you're not Cheryl
Strayed or someone like that.
4. You didn't start writing until you moved to Canada after
college, what was the prompt?
Loneliness. Pending lunacy. I found I felt okay about
myself, my day, my life, when I wrote.
5. For your novel WonderBread, you have a blurb from another
Mourning Goat Interviewee, Paula Bomer and you're email pals with Nick Hornby
who answered the goats questions last year, do you think that with the
connectivity of social media more authors are becoming pals and then helping
each other? Do you think it's a necessity in these hard publishing times?
Well, Nick wrote me after that review and, of course, I had
to write back and thank him for the review and all that. He is a supremely
generous person. I met Paula when she asked me to read with her in New York and
found her to be so fascinating and smart and funny, too. I don't think
it's "necessary" to help other people out but I do believe that we're
all in this together. We writers. And even we people on Earth. It's
hard to write and it's hard to get published, and it's even harder to get a
published book noticed. If we look it as a community, a group of people
who love each other, then it makes sense that we help each other out the best
we can. So, no, I don't think it's necessary but I do think it's the right
thing to do. We should treat each other kindly and as generously as
possible.
6. Are any of your books being optioned for the big
screen? Which would you most like to see?
I think Wonder Bread Summer would make a great movie and I'd
love to see it on the screen. Drinking Closer to Home would probably be the
most difficult to make into a movie. I think Drew Barrymore should play
the mother in Naked Swim Parties. It is hard to think of her as a mother, but
she is the age of the mother in the book. And she'd be perfect standing
at the grill, making pancakes, with nothing on but an apron.
7. Do you have an average timeframe that it takes you to
write a book?
About two years. And then there's the year of
revisions with my editor if I'm lucky enough to have sold it.
8. Have you ever had negative feedback from anyone you've
written about? Either way, does that change anything?
No. My family is used to me writing about them and I
pretty much just crack them up. Other people don't see themselves the way I see
them. I've had many, many people tell me they thought one character or another
was based on someone in particular and they're usually wrong.
9. What are your thoughts on social media? Does it help or
harm writers?
I'm on book tour now (actually I'm on an airplane right now)
and more than one person has come up to me at a reading and said they showed up
because I posted the reading on Facebook. So I guess it helps. I get sick of
myself pretty quickly, sick of the sound of my own voice (and my voice in my
head, too), so I try to tweet and Facebook post about other writers, ideas, and
images as much as possible. Then I stick myself in there from time to
time because I do want people to come to readings and I do want people to read
the book.
10. How did you get your agent, Brandt and Hochman Literary
Agents, Inc. New York, NY? What was the process like?
I met Gail Hochman in the French House at Sewanee. It
was late at night and we stood on the porch and talked about kids. She showed
me pictures of her kids. I didn't know she was an agent. Later,
after we had talked for a good long time I said to someone, "Who was that
woman? She's hilarious." They told me who she was and I wrote her name
down somewhere. When my book was done, months later, I sent it to her and
. . . well, here we are.
11. If someone were to tell you one thing before you started
writing, what do you wish it had been?
You aren't as dumb as you think.
12. What's the scariest part about giving a reading?
Standing there and having people look at me. It's
terrifying. I try to pretend I'm someone else. Someone who isn't scared out of
her mind and trembling inside. I fake myself out. I also try to remind myself
that no one really gives a shit about me and even if I bomb, the only one who
will remember is me. Nothing I do will make the news, so it's stupid, really,
to be so afraid. I once stepped out of a jacuzzi in a women's locker room, and
vomited and passed out, NAKED, in my own vomit. Sometimes I tell myself that no
matter what happens, it probably won't be as bad as that.
13. Did I hear right? WonderBread is taken from a lot of
real events you've been through?
Yup, sure is. Here's the round up of stuff I've encountered
in real life: 1. The bread bag full of cocaine. 2. The girl (moi!) working at a
dress shop that's really a front for cocaine dealing. 3. The quadriplegic with
the head pointer who makes "erotic" films (in real life the guy made
sex films that he called "art", in the book the guy makes porn). 4.
The blind date with the quadriplegic (my blind date was with a paraplegic). 5.
A guy named Vice Versa (the real one wasn't a hit man). Hmmm, there's more, but
I can't remember right now.
14. What's the hardest thing you ever had to write?
The hardest things for me to write are promo/ad copy sort of
things. Fiction is way easier than stuff like that. Actually, the hardest
things to write are mission statements, essays, statements of purpose.
The kind of stuff you have to write to get into colonies. I find
that kind of writing agonizing.
15. Did I hear that the very first story you sent out was
published? What did that feel like?
It did and I was shocked. I was staying home with my
baby, pulling weeds from the lawn with my crazyass next door neighbor who had
screws in her mouth for teeth and liked to weed my lawn with a fork. I was
sitting in the park all day, talking to other mothers, watching my crawling
baby eat sand and crawl up the steps to the slide and then slide down face
first. When she napped I wrote. I didn't tell anyone, it was my secret. I
had no idea if anything I wrote was good or not. Getting that story published
gave me the courage to apply to graduate school.
16. I saw your first two books have book trailers, is The
Wonder Bread Summer going to have one? What do you think they do for the
book?
I'm not sure they do anything for a book. In fact, I'm
pretty certain they do nothing. But they're sort of fun to make and fun to look
at. I think shorter is better. I don't' think any book trailer should be longer
than 60 seconds. We are making one for Wonder Bread. We were going to shoot it
last week but my schedule got too crazy. I think we're shooting it next
week.
17. Have you ever considered doing the audio book version of
your books?
Hey, I'd do the pantomime version of my book if someone wanted
it!
18. Do you participate in any writing workshops, or is it
just you and your editor?
I have a writers group. It's me and three guys, they
all have at least two books out and they're all great writers. We eat dinner.
They drink wine. We talk about everything. And then we give macro responses to
each other's work. No one's really into the minutiae and that's how I prefer
it. It's our editors who get into the micro.
19. On your website it says that you have a novel in
progress called Running from Vice Versa, are you nervous about giving away too
much too soon?
Really? Does it say that? That was my working title
for The Wonder Bread Summer. My webpage was recently updated. I don't
think it says that anymore, does it? OH, maybe on the HarperCollins page for me
it says that, doesn't it?
20. Other than Running from Vice Versa, what's next for
Jessica Blau?
I have five things going at once and I'm feeling somewhat
paralyzed. I'm feeling a bit scared and I don't know why. I think it's because
I'm in the middle of promoting Wonder Bread and so I can't get my head away
from it enough to really dive into something else. I have three first chapters
to a new novel (three different novels). And I have short stories I'm writing.
And other stuff, too. I need to pick one thing and just dig in. I need to
ignore myself for a while (my constantly critical self-doubting, niggling
voice) and just do it. I'm starting tomorrow. I swear.
Thank you!
Goat
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